DRUDGE REPORT 2002®
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SAT OCT 19, 2002 11:42:34 ET XXXXX
DOWD: BUSH 'BOY EMPEROR'
NY TIMES op-ed queen Maureen Dowd is planning to rip President Bush like she has never ripped before in a dispatch set for Sunday publication, sources close to the columnist tell DRUDGE.
Controversialist Dowd declares: "The Boy Emperor picked up the morning paper and, stunned, dropped his Juicy Juice box with the little straw attached. 'Oh, man,' he wailed. 'North Korea's got nukes... 'Get me Condi!' the boy yelled. 'And a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'"
Dowd refers to Bush as a "boy" no less than ten times in the column she's planning to file.
"'Huh?' the Boy said."
Dowd mocks.
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"Boy Emperor was starting to feel bamboozled."
Dowd stabs.
'"Why are we mad at North Korea for flouting its international agreements when we flout our international agreements?' the Boy wondered."
Dowd pops.
"...the Boy pressed."
Dowd punches. Dowd slaps.
"The Boy Emperor was more befuddled than ever."
On and on Dowd goes until she hits 711 brutal words, and finally comes up for air.
Smiling.
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Filed By Matt Drudge
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